So, today my mom calls me. Says, "do they make 'snugglies' for animals".
I'm confused and say "what are you talking about, crazy woman?"
She says "you know, the thing I carried you around in as a baby. A snuggly. Because I'm trying to do house work and she doesn't want me to put her down" (referring to the new kitten she got
"I have no idea mama, check petsmart"
Then she says "What colors are turkeys eyes"
I'm now suffering from mental whiplash, exacerbated by the fact that I only woke up about 10 minutes before she called and I haven't had any caffeine yet, so I said
"brownish-yellow, I think. I haven't exactly gotten face-to-face with a turkey. Why?"
She says "I made a turkey out of pine cones and feathers. I'm gonna use horse hair for his beard, but I need to figure out what to make the eyes and wattle out of"
So now I'm trolling the internet, trying to find pictures of turkeys so I can help my mom make a turkey...
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